We love Steven Seagal, no joke, some of his films are undeniable action classics and we’ll forever respect him for that.
BUT THIS! HE LOOKS LIKE A GIANT TURD IN THIS VIDEO.
We’re joking of course, this looks like unbearable bollocks. It’s the newest film from Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, the hellhounds behing Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans, Vampires Suck and Disaster Movie, or as they’re commonly known – THE WORST PIECES OF SHIT TO EVER STAIN A CINEMA SCREEN. Well this time they’ve set their sights on The Hunger Games franchise, as well as a host of other unrelated films. Does this look like their worst one yet? Yes, yes it fucking does.
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Irvine Welsh’s Filth, written five years after his first novel, Trainspotting, is sort of like a twisted take on Bad Lieutenant, a book about a corrupt policeman partially narrated by his tapeworm. And it’s Scottish, so you know when they say filth that it’s truly filthy. There’s a film adaptation due this year from director Jon S. Baird, who’s little known in the US, starring James McAvoy as Bruce Robinson. The new red-band trailer, is above.
It’s the moment every woman dreams of: When the man you love gets down on one knee and proposes, while naked, to a woman who isn’t you.
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Happy early Sunday you belligerent bastards. The kinda patchy but still awesome Ghostbusters II is this weeks sunday sofa drinking pick. It’s got Bill Murray, a massive badass evil painting called Vigo the Carpathian, and a pretty fit looking Sigourney Weaver (it was 1989, okay), which kind of means you’d have to be a bit mental not to watch it, really.
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Check out this sweet lil Friday Waste roundup. It’s a good bit of listening fodder, yo.
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