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Oh Hey, This Looks Funny

We’re joking of course, this looks like unbearable bollocks. It’s the newest film from Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, the hellhounds behing Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans, Vampires Suck and Disaster Movie, or as they’re commonly known – THE WORST PIECES OF SHIT TO EVER STAIN A CINEMA SCREEN. Well this time they’ve set their sights on The Hunger Games franchise, as well as a host of other unrelated films. Does this look like their worst one yet? Yes, yes it fucking does.


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Disco Sucks

In case you’re a complete idiot or you’ve been living underneath a large rock*, you’ll know that our daily roundups are awesome – it’s a well-known fact. We’re just making sure this is all clear before you jump off and you disagree. We want you to know that you’ll be wrong. Continue reading


Drugs, prostitutes, pedophilia, dwarves

Irvine Welsh’s Filth, written five years after his first novel, Trainspotting, is sort of like a twisted take on Bad Lieutenant, a book about a corrupt policeman partially narrated by his tapeworm. And it’s Scottish, so you know when they say filth that it’s truly filthy. There’s a film adaptation due this year from director Jon S. Baird, who’s little known in the US, starring James McAvoy as Bruce Robinson. The new red-band trailer, is above.


FUCK YES! It’s The GHOSTBUSTERS II Sunday Sofa Drinking Game


Happy early Sunday you belligerent bastards. The kinda patchy but still awesome Ghostbusters II is this weeks sunday sofa drinking pick. It’s got Bill Murray, a massive badass evil painting called Vigo the Carpathian, and a pretty fit looking Sigourney Weaver (it was 1989, okay), which kind of means you’d have to be a bit mental not to watch it, really.

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Tits wastechester

God bless Wastechester: a place of understanding, intelligent musing and frequent nudity. If you’re not a member, then seriously, why the fuck-nuts not? You’re missing out on the lovely user submitted photos for starters, who’s just sent these, er, arty pics of herself.

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