Yes! It’s another Tuesday and another round of new music and boob action to beat you into submission before lunchtime. Have a spin from latest noisemakers after the jump and we guarantee you won’t regret it. It’s a lot to take in but fuck is it good.
The crisp New Balance MRT580GY, arriving in stores in January 2014
So we hadn’t been paying much attention to Tila Tequila since she got pelted with rocks and bags of poop at The Gathering of the Juggalos a few years back. And, frankly, “not much” is probably the correct amount of attention to pay Tila Tequila. That said, she seems to be in the midst of some sort of Anti-Semitic meltdown (the most entertaining of meltdowns).
Most recently, she claims she knows the secret to Paul Walker’s ritualistic murder (we don’t know much about ritualistic murder, but blowing up a $200,000 car seems like a pretty baller ritual). More nonsense after the jump:
CouchSurfing.com is apparently “the go-to hookup app for a certain class of young world travelers”
We feel pretty bad about making you watch the trailer for MEGA SHARK VS MECHA SHARK , so here’s the trailer for Nurse 3D, which stars Paz de la Huerta as a psychopathic nurse who targets unfaithful men, luring them in with her sexuality and then chopping them up with her accredited knowledge of the human body. She also has a violent sexual obsession with a fellow nurse, played by Katrina Bowden. Haha, don’t we all, Paz? Don’t. We. All.
Finally releasing the much anticipated remix of Brillz and Minxx’s epic collab, “Fuzzy Peach”, LOUDPVCK is comin’ in hot with this one. Featuring click-clack samples, distorted vocal clips and some of the roundest bass hits we’ve heard in a while, this remix definitely lives up to its long awaited debut.
Get ready to turn up and wile out (just in time for you to look better in your Christmas sweater) next Saturday, December 14th at 285 Kent when #THREAD and Mixpak take over the floor with this special party. Swisha House god, DJ Michael “5000″ Watts, among the #THREAD crew and Mixpak’s own will take the stage. Tis the season for giving, so save your energy for dancing and your dollars for drinking: use a special UBER code to sign up “THREADBK” and get a $20 credit courtesy of Good Peoples! What good people. Grab your tickets here! Address after the jump.