Most parties nowadays are shit. Times have changed and regular old night club atmosphere just doesn’t cut it anymore. So take a lesson from DKDS and MeanRed who have decided to start throwing mind blowing parties in a Chinatown buffet joint.
Tomorrow, Saturday 2/8 is going to be darker and grimier than ever- Martyparty and Joker are throwing down beats hotter than wasabi. It’s going to be pretty fucking exciting, so what are you waiting for? Grab tickets right HERE
Everyone likes new music and everyone likes bopping around like a toddler on a candy binge, so why not stick this new track from OWSLA newcomers Sluggers in your ears? It’s full of a heart-racing blend of techno and stabbing house to send you into Friday on a high and get ready to drink your brain into mush. Great stuff.
Check the video out above, and pick up their ‘Phantom Fade EP’ out now onOWSLA!
BECAUSE IT HAS GOT HORNY TEENS AND UNDEAD BEAVERS IN IT.
In this new trailer for Zombeavers, we’re reminded of a lot of the simple things in life, like how beaver is also a euphemism for vagina and douche bags always die first in horror movies. Watch this incredible trailer now and let us know if you were as happy as us when the guy who wore a beanie cap while swimming in a lake meets his demise.
You’ve probably picked up on the fact that Dillon Francis makes some killer fucking music, because you’re not some lame-ass simpleton. He’s pretty much one the best dudes in the game right now. Check out his latest remix that’s sure to fracture your delicate little brain. We reckon you’re gonna love it, and because he’s dead nice, he decided to give the track away for free as well.
You ever want to join the Illuminati? The Masons? Skull and Bones? Some kind of secret society, where pacts are made, and occasionally a ritualistic orgy jumps off? Well we can’t offer you membership to any of those things. We can however offer you the opportunity to be a Wastechester intern. It’s like joining a secret society, but you know, without the orgies or opportunities to make world conquering plots. We’ve got a secret handshake and play with knives a bunch, so, there’s that.
We’re looking for a 3 month commitment from interns. Deets after the jump.
Yep, this is happening. Not content with pitting Mega-Sharks and Dinocrocs and Gatoroids and Super-Dicks against each other – Sony have announced their latest ‘vs’ movie – Lake Placid Vs Anaconda. If you don’t remember, Lake Placid was a solid creature-feature about a giant crocodile that got a theatrical release. Anaconda was exactly the same except you can replace the crocodile with a snake. Each film spawned a franchise of mostly shit sequels (actually, ALL shit) and this one is just the latest.
Of course the title means fuck-all, because ‘Lake Placid’ is the name of the lake where the giant crocodiles live, but whatever, we’re gonna fucking watch it because we like terrible shit.
No idea when it’s out but be sure we’ll let you know.