This movie is about a monkey that steals things. Pretty much one of the greatest films ever made. The lack of dinosaurs was disappointing, but the inclusion of a frigging monkey that steals things was not. The highlight of this movie was the part where the monkey steals things. We also liked the mischief. All in all, we say this is a fine family film. By that, we mean you should take your family to see it, and then wish you had a frigging monkey that steals things. Maybe then your family wouldn’t hate you so much and steal all your shit.
Review by our creepy co-workers Creepstreet™. Rules for intoxication after the jump.
So we’ve decided we need way way more titties, gore and fucked up shit on this blog. We’ve been so fucking caught up in trying to make some goddamn loot off this monster we call WASTE, we started to lose site of what we really love and that’s fucking babes, good noise, 80′s and 90′s crap and horror! Fuck all you corporate douches, telling us to, “tone it down if we want to make it big.” EAT SHIT! Time to start offending people again.
We need some talented fucks who share the same passion for WASTE to join the cult too. Writers, photographers, bad ass bitches. Hit us up email@example.com. More doubles after the jump.
This is pretty amazing. Choreographed twerking by Russian girls who are bringing it like this was the 80s Olympics and they had something to prove through dance, otherwise their families would be killed for them disgracing their country. Their country depended on this.
As far as robot voiced R&B cats go, T-Pain is undisputedly a legend. Without T-Pain there is no Future, and without a future, there is only despair. For the last couple of years though, T-Pain has been conspicuously absent; leaving a glaring hole in the genre of songs dedicated to falling in love with strippers, doing dumb shit while drunk, and getting sprung. We call this genre R&B.
If there’s one thing you Waste’s need to make Tuesday’s worth getting up for it’s a fuck-off dose of new noise and titties. Welp, we aim to please! Get your mitts on some new sounds and boobage after the jump.