God damn Mondays. We’re pretty sure their single purpose in life is to put us in really, really shitty moods, and let’s be honest, they’re pretty good at doing just that.
But not any more! We’re releasing a brand-new weekly waste roundup that’ll improve the start of your week by about 97 per cent. We’re cramming in some awesome new music, exclusives for you Wastes to enjoy. This week we’ve got a pant-busting awesome roundup. Hit play and get in on a meaty slice of the action.
Are there actually people who watch the Oscars because they legitimately enjoy that shit? Well, those people are definitely not us. The Oscars fucking suck. Luckily, drinking makes everything fun, especially operating heavy machinery. Remember, friends don’t let friends watch the Academy Awards sober. Rules for staying drunk after the jump.
“Been on a Gremlins kick lately. Have never watched The Gremlins?! WTF? Ok. Call your crush over, roll a blunt, order in a pizza & spend Friday night right with a classic movie to make way for a classic bonesesh. Easy breezy. Have a good weekend!” VIA
Find out happened the last time we tried this after the jump.