Like the title says it’s all shit, but what else would you expect from Net-flick’s? Go on, check out this months picks after the jump!
Yep, this is happening. Not content with pitting Mega-Sharks and Dinocrocs and Gatoroids and Super-Dicks against each other – Sony have announced their latest ‘vs’ movie – Lake Placid Vs Anaconda. If you don’t remember, Lake Placid was a solid creature-feature about a giant crocodile that got a theatrical release. Anaconda was exactly the same except you can replace the crocodile with a snake. Each film spawned a franchise of mostly shit sequels (actually, ALL shit) and this one is just the latest.
Of course the title means fuck-all, because ‘Lake Placid’ is the name of the lake where the giant crocodiles live, but whatever, we’re gonna fucking watch it because we like terrible shit.
No idea when it’s out but be sure we’ll let you know.
We’re not. We’re firmly on the ‘You’re amazing, Danielle’ side of things.
See more of Danielle after the jump.
NYC’s music scene is by far one of the best parts about this city. Even when we’re all freezing our tits off, we still know how to have a good fucking time. And what better way to spend a chilly February night? Check out our top picks for February after the jump.
Yup, this is exciting. Our friends over at the always-awesome Dig Vapors are giving away one lucky Waste fan a nifty starter kit and all you need to do is like their fucking Facebook page HERE. Easy. Everyone loves free shit.