BECAUSE IT HAS GOT HORNY TEENS AND UNDEAD BEAVERS IN IT.
In this new trailer for Zombeavers, we’re reminded of a lot of the simple things in life, like how beaver is also a euphemism for vagina and douche bags always die first in horror movies. Watch this incredible trailer now and let us know if you were as happy as us when the guy who wore a beanie cap while swimming in a lake meets his demise.
You’ve probably picked up on the fact that Dillon Francis makes some killer fucking music, because you’re not some lame-ass simpleton. He’s pretty much one the best dudes in the game right now. Check out his latest remix that’s sure to fracture your delicate little brain. We reckon you’re gonna love it, and because he’s dead nice, he decided to give the track away for free as well.
You ever want to join the Illuminati? The Masons? Skull and Bones? Some kind of secret society, where pacts are made, and occasionally a ritualistic orgy jumps off? Well we can’t offer you membership to any of those things. We can however offer you the opportunity to be a Wastechester intern. It’s like joining a secret society, but you know, without the orgies or opportunities to make world conquering plots. We’ve got a secret handshake and play with knives a bunch, so, there’s that.
We’re looking for a 3 month commitment from interns. Deets after the jump.