Isn’t the internet brilliant? Tits after the jump.
Heidi Van Horny has only been working as an adult film actress for two months, but she’s quickly becoming a household name. Two weeks ago, the Toronto Sun reported that the 22-year old actress might be looking to substantially increase the number of men that she’s had sex with on camera from 10 to 33 in just one day’s work, as she has been weighing an offer to have sex with 23 men on her 23rd birthday. While Miss Van Horny has been rather van hesitant because of silly things like health and physical harm, the folks at Montreal’s Eclipse Dix71 swingers’ club have assured her that the decision belongs to her.
And she definitely kind of sort of wants to do it, but she wants to make sure that the more than 1,000 men who have already volunteered are properly screened first. More deets after the jump.
…And the biggest WASTE award for country that drinks the most goes to South Korea, who as a whole average 13.7 shots of booze per week. Americans in comparison average a paltry 3.3 shots per week. Would you like to know more? Click right HERE
It’s 2014 folks and we all know what that means – a fresh run of festivals to lose our minds, wallets and friends at! And the first big bastard weekender to drop names this year is Ultra Music festival. They’ve already stepped it the fuck up on their return with a World Premiere festival performance by ‘Jack U’, the collaborative production project announced by OWSLA big boss Skrillex and Mad Decent head honcho Diplo back in April 2013, will finally get its festival inauguration at Ultra over the weekend of March 28th-30th at Bayfront Park, Downtown Miami. As two of the biggest hitters in the world of bass music prepare to take to the decks, back-to-back, you can be sure that this particular performance will go down as one of the most memorable in Ultra Music Festival’s 16 year history. We’re prepping our livers already.
There’s no point us banging on about how good the line-up looks because you can use your own eyes and check out the full thing after the jump. GET YOUR SORRY ASSES TO UMF THIS MARCH. GET YOUR TICKETS HERE
Good lord. Just… good lord. If there’s such a thing as reincarnation, we’d like to come
back as that down comforter. This shitty weather can fuck off. Do the same as us and sack off all your plans for a duvet day.