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HEY! WE’RE GOING TO MYSTERYLAND!

Apologies for the disruption to your usual browsing of Wastechester, BUT FUCKING HELL! LOOK AT ALL THOSE ARTISTS! We’re ready to pack our bags and fuck off to Mysterland next month. Come and party with us for whats sure to be the messiest weekend of the spring. We’ll be on a mighty quest to get massacred in a field while some DJs are on. We’re also working our way through our massive festival checklist after the jump AND SO SHOULD YOU!

Get your tickets HERE.

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HERE’S ALL THE MUST-SEE SHIT FOR MIAMI MUSIC WEEK 2014, YOU LUCKY BASTARDS

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This month sees the much-anticipated return of Miami Music Week, warmer weather, and the long-awaited comeback of girls in less clothes. Is that a tear in your eye or are you just FUCKING EXCITED to hear all of this? We’ve gone and blown the lid off for the ‘Miami Music Week Must-See events’

Download the full schedule for your snazzy-ass digital devices HERE.

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YO NYC – 3/7 JESSIE ANDREWS + 3/8 LOUISAHHH!!! This Weekend at Slake

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Are any of you coming to see Jessie Andrews or LOUISAHHH!!! tonight and tomorrow at Slake, NYC? Of course you are because you’re not a total clown shoe. But if you are the biggest jerk in New York and still need convincing, there’s some very sexy reasons why you should come and get messy after the jump. What the fuck else are you going to do on Friday and Saturday night? Nothing is going to be as fun as these parties. Promise. All the deets are in the flyers after the jump.

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The Good: Daft Punk Is Touring. The Bad: Not On An Ancient Indian Burial Ground.

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Daft Punk’s first planned public concert in seven years has been called off, after a proposal to play on private land adjacent to the Devils Tower National Monument in Crook County, Wyoming, was rejected. That’s because Devils Tower is a sacred site to 24 different Native American tribes, and “that would be considered sacrilegious,” said a superintendent for the monument. More after the jump.

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HARD Summer Announces New Venue for 2014!

Can you see that? CAN YOU?! The fucking legends at HARD have announced the dates and location for the 7th annual HARD Summer this August 2 and 3 at the Whittier Narrows Recreation Area just outside of Los Angeles. With the announcement comes a promise of a bigger, harder, and greener festival, with the 100-acre venue hosting 5 stages and over 75 performers for the largest HARD Summer of all time.

Tickets will go on sale this Friday at 10AM PST with the lineup to follow in coming weeks.

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HARD RETURNS TO MIAMI, YOU LUCKY BASTARDS

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Stop the world! This new HARD Miami announcement has made the planet far too amazing for us and we want to get off. When we thought that HARD just about maxed out how incredible they could make line ups, they’ve gone and blown the lid off.

This years Miami Music Week (or whatever the fuck it’s called nowadays) sees the much-anticipated return of HARD Miami as well as the long-awaited comeback of girls in less clothes. Is that a tear in your eye or are you just FUCKING EXCITED to hear all of this? All the deets after the jump.

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Mad Decent Boat Party 2014

YOU’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT – IT’S THE MAD DECENT BOAT PARTY 2014

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Duuuuuh duh. Duuuuuh duh. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh DUH DUH! LOOK OUT IT’S A SHARK! SWIM FOR IT! LEAVE THE KIDS BEHIND! No, wait, it’s ok, that woman stopped him and we’re saved. How can we ever repay you.

This little treat is hammering around the interweb today like a killer shark. We’d love to say “YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST!” but that would be a real stinky lie. That’s right people, not only has the jaw-dropping Mad Decent annual party gone and dropped Jaws yet again with its huge fucking line up, but for the first time ever they’re taking you off land and on a 4-day floating music festival appropriately called Mad Decent Boat Party!  The party will be taking over Norwegian Pearl November 12-16, 2014 and will cruise the Caribbean from Miami to Nassau to Great Stirrup Cay, our own private island in the Bahamas! More deets and the full line up after the jump.

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SELFIE CONTEST

TICKET GIVEAWAY: HAPPY #SELFIES

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Amazing selfie. Guys love chicks with a great selfie taking skills. And naked. And stuff. This chick just puts all of us in a good mood. The world has instantly become a much happier place.

Oh yeah, back to the point of this fucking post, we’re giving away a pair of tickets to see The Chainsmokers this Saturday night at Webster Hall, NYC. All you need to do to win is submit an epic selfie to us at info@wastechester.com with the subject #SELFIE. Female nudity is encouraged! (TITS-4-TIXS™)

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PUT ON YOUR PARTY HAT – THERE’S A RAVE IN A CHINESE BUFFET TOMORROW NIGHT

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Most parties nowadays are shit. Times have changed and regular old night club atmosphere just doesn’t cut it anymore. So take a lesson from DKDS and MeanRed who have decided to start throwing mind blowing parties in a Chinatown buffet joint.

Tomorrow, Saturday 2/8 is going to be darker and grimier than ever- Martyparty and Joker are throwing down beats hotter than wasabi. It’s going to be pretty fucking exciting, so what are you waiting for? Grab tickets right HERE

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