One of our good friends once paid an Italian hooker $20 to brush his teeth on the street in what we consider his finest moment, so it’s possible that we’re the perfect audience for this new feature from Fat Jew (don’t look at us like that, that’s his name), “Hookers Do Non-Sexual Stuff.” Here they are in the first installment, toplessly re-enacting the famous scene from Braveheart with Jews for horses. Oh, toplessly, you’re our favorite adverb. We’re pretty sure those aren’t real hookers. And we’d like to think I know what a real hooker looks like. We’ve met your mom.
A dude we know (yes, that sounds euphemistic, but it’s not any of us, or any of our dads, or a drug dealer we owe a favor to or anything) recently had the greatest idea ever – putting a speaker onto a shower-head. It’s the perfect Christmas present for people that like nice things. Grab one here and have the best Christmas ever.
Ahoy there you fucking excellent person, you. Just when you thought we couldn’t squeeze any more awesomeness out of our giant toothpaste tube of awesome, we’ve gone and knocked out another sweet T-shirt just in time for the end of the world! Not just any old T-shirt, either – this one will be completely exclusive just for the month of December and have fit girls oozing out of every possible orifice!
Our newest and fucking excellentest exclusive Wastechester shirt is so good that it’ll turn even the most miserable of fucktards into dancing, prancing, excitable legends! The due date is December 1st, so set your alarms, fuckers!
*We’ll be releasing exclusive limited edition Wastechester apparel at the first of every month.
For those of you fuckers that are truly lazy but would still like to dress up for Halloween, Jeff Bridge’s character in The Big Lebowski has come to the rescue. His iconic slacker look from a bath robe and sandals to a cardigan and pajama bottoms has saved many a man from missing the festivities of Halloween. Take a look at his Dudeness’ complete outfit below to lazily prepare for your night of mischief. Continue reading
Nike Snowboarding is bringing back a sick special edition Nike Zoom DK QS Double Tongue Boot. The boot features a unique double tongue system, setting it apart from the original Nike Zoom Force 1 Boot.
The boot’s artwork takes its inspiration from classic American aviation. Nike Snowboarding will also release a special edition Nike DK Van Patten Men’s Jacket that complements the Nike Zoom DK QS Double Tongue Boot.
The Nike Zoom DK QS Double Tongue Boot will be available in early November for $350 USD. The Nike DK Van Patten Jacket will also be available for $320 USD.
For more information, get your ass over to Nike.
If you didn’t know it’s Halloween next week then you’re an idiot. And if you didn’t know about this special limited edition version of the HUF Plantlife collection then you’re an even bigger idiot.
Get your hands on them both HERE.
Fucking clever. Great place to stash all your party favors! Buy that shit right over here
This chick, Claire Gallam has posted this rad as fuck recipe for Spooky Ghost Pizza, the coolest Halloween-themed pizza that we’ve ever come across. It has ‘ghosts’ made from fucking fresh mozzarella and black olives and ‘spiders’ made from green olives and rosemary. Amazing.