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Sin City A Dame to Kill For Trailer of the Day

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Jessica Alba looks fucking excellent, doesn’t she?

Yep, the preview trailer for this has just hit us square in the dick. The actual movie is out soonish, so keep an eye out for that. Seriously, take your eye out and leave it on the doorstep. You won’t be missing much.

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Godzilla Breaks Up A Fucking Meth Ring

If there’s any character that has a right to pull out the tired trope of destroying New York City, it’s Godzilla. If there’s anyone that could take down Godzilla, it’s our main man, science bro #1, Heisenberg. You put Heisenberg and Godzilla in the same movie, and that’s a very strong recipe for a badass movie where mad shit blows up, and a giant radioactive lizard is the antagonist, but you still feel feels.

Godzilla touches down May 16th, word around town is that this might be the best Godzilla movie since that one where Godzilla’s kid (Godzuki) has to learn how to fight from an asian schoolboy. Spoiler alert, Godzilla steps on Godzuki’s tail to get him to blow fire, which seems like Pokémon abuse, which isn’t cool. Love your Pokémon.

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You Have The Right To Remain Silent And Watch The New ’22 Jump Street’ Trailer

See, first trailers are all, “Here’s some footage from this movie that you haven’t seen yet” and people get really excited about it and forget to enjoy the little things. But second trailers, that’s where the real magic happens, like the same jokes from the first trailer, but repackaged with a few other new jokes to make people say things like, “Wow! I hadn’t seen that joke before!” There’s a lot of joy to be taken from movie marketing.

In this latest trailer for 22 Jump Street, we get to witness Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum try out their fake Mexican accents and let’s just say that we honestly thought that we were watching Y Tu Mamá También.

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‘Zombeavers’, Destined To Be The Greatest Movie Of 2014

BECAUSE IT HAS GOT HORNY TEENS AND UNDEAD BEAVERS IN IT.

In this new trailer for Zombeavers, we’re reminded of a lot of the simple things in life, like how beaver is also a euphemism for vagina and douche bags always die first in horror movies. Watch this incredible trailer now and let us know if you were as happy as us when the guy who wore a beanie cap while swimming in a lake meets his demise.

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LAKE PLACID VS ANACONDA

IT’S LAKE PLACID VS ANACONDA

LAKE PLACID VS ANACONDA

Yep, this is happening. Not content with pitting Mega-Sharks and Dinocrocs and Gatoroids and Super-Dicks against each other – Sony have announced their latest ‘vs’ movie – Lake Placid Vs Anaconda. If you don’t remember, Lake Placid was a solid creature-feature about a giant crocodile that got a theatrical release. Anaconda was exactly the same except you can replace the crocodile with a snake. Each film spawned a franchise of mostly shit sequels (actually, ALL shit) and this one is just the latest.

Of course the title means fuck-all, because ‘Lake Placid’ is the name of the lake where the giant crocodiles live, but whatever, we’re gonna fucking watch it because we like terrible shit.

No idea when it’s out but be sure we’ll let you know.

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Five Philip Seymour Hoffman movies you haven’t seen that you need to watch tonight

Philip Seymour Hoffman

Well, this is shit. It is with great sadness we hear that Philip Seymour Hoffman has died. We had the privilege of meeting Philip a while back at SXSW and he is genuinely one of the coolest and nicest guys ever. Our thoughts go out to his friends and family.

Check out a handful of lesser-known but equally incredible pictures, in which he gave some astounding performances. Here are our five favorites after the jump:

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