Sadly, this is not the biopic about the founding of Cash Money Records, that we all thought it was going to be…
If there’s any character that has a right to pull out the tired trope of destroying New York City, it’s Godzilla. If there’s anyone that could take down Godzilla, it’s our main man, science bro #1, Heisenberg. You put Heisenberg and Godzilla in the same movie, and that’s a very strong recipe for a badass movie where mad shit blows up, and a giant radioactive lizard
is the antagonist, but you still feel feels.
Godzilla touches down May 16th, word around town is that this might be the best Godzilla movie since that one where Godzilla’s kid (Godzuki) has to learn how to fight from an asian schoolboy. Spoiler alert, Godzilla steps on Godzuki’s tail to get him to blow fire, which seems like Pokémon abuse, which isn’t cool. Love your Pokémon.
We’re not completely sure how we feel about this yet. More deets after the jump.
See, first trailers are all, “Here’s some footage from this movie that you haven’t seen yet” and people get really excited about it and forget to enjoy the little things. But
second trailers, that’s where the real magic happens, like the same jokes from the first trailer, but repackaged with a few other new jokes to make people say things like, “Wow! I hadn’t seen that joke before!” There’s a lot of joy to be taken from movie marketing.
In this latest trailer for 22 Jump Street, we get to witness Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum try out their fake Mexican accents and let’s just say that we honestly thought that we were watching Y Tu Mamá También.