Twenty strangers kissing for the first time….
Have you ever been confused in the bedroom? Do you think you can’t pleasure your woman because you may not have the skills when it comes to oral sex? Well, good news, because there’s an app for that. Deets after the jump
Babymetal will be your graduation song, wedding song, AND funeral song. They’re a band for all seasons, all moods, all milestones. They’re also a bunch of Japanese teen girls who sing over death metal riffs. The group, made up of Su-metal (16 years old), Moametal (14), and Yuimetal (14), formed in 2010 as Sakura Gakuin before changing their name to Babymetal, because “we are newborn, a new genre.”
Happy early Sunday you belligerent bastards. The kinda patchy but still awesome Ghostbusters one and two are this weeks Sunday Sofa Drinking picks. Rules after the jump.
Are there actually people who watch the Oscars because they legitimately enjoy that shit? Well, those people are definitely not us. The Oscars fucking suck. Luckily, drinking makes everything fun, especially operating heavy machinery. Remember, friends don’t let friends watch the Academy Awards sober. Rules for staying drunk after the jump.
“Been on a Gremlins kick lately. Have never watched The Gremlins?! WTF? Ok. Call your crush over, roll a blunt, order in a pizza & spend Friday night right with a classic movie to make way for a classic bonesesh. Easy breezy. Have a good weekend!” VIA
Find out happened the last time we tried this after the jump.