Sadly, this is not the biopic about the founding of Cash Money Records, that we all thought it was going to be…
More internet carnage after the jump.
Cinefamily will soon be screening “Why Me?”, an actual 1984 made-for-TV movie starring Armand Assante about a woman whose face is disfigured in a car accident who gets a vagina transplanted onto her face. Oh, and it’s apparently based on a true story. You know what else is a true story? We fucking love Cinefamily.
June 19th, Cinefamily. Be there.
Sidenote: “Glynnis” is an incredibly vaginal-sounding name, isn’t it?
Well, first & foremost — Happy Fucking Friday the 13th!!
Second but almost more importantly…today is the day our Friday the 13th collaboration with FIGURE officially launches on Bloody-Disgusting. Check that shit out
right over HERE
Wastechester loves you, have an killer weekend everyone!
It’s fucking miserable outside. Why not call your boss up and tell him to eat a dick.
We have a sweet ass stay at home drinking game for a movie loaded with hot stupid horny teenagers getting their guts fucked out by a nutcase in a multitude of different gory ways, with a quick tit thrown in for good measure, and it’s fingering awesome. All the elements of a B-grade slasher (the best type) are present in this one.
Rules after the jump!