Holy cake, you guys. It’s another weekend. Time once again to blow the dust off the VCR, and prepare to get royally cunted.
This weeks movie is the worst awesome film ever made, The Wicker Man, staring Nicholas Cage. EVERYTHING’S BETTER WITH NICOLAS CAGE, because Nicolas Cage is the best actor ever. Whether he’s playing someone who’s sad, or someone who’s covered in bees, he’s always amazing. Rules after the jump!
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