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Mobile App That Helps You Find The Best Weed

A Mobile App That Helps You Find The Best Weed, No Joke

Mobile App That Helps You Find The Best Weed

So how do you become a weed connoisseur? How do you learn the taste, smell, effects of hundreds of weed strains? Well, you could just get super-stoned and have a week-long Netflix sesh. Or, you can download Leafly, an app all about cannabis.

The world’s largest cannabis information resource, Leafly works a lot like Yelp, Urbanspoon, or any restaurant review app/site, except with weed.

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‘Zombeavers’, Destined To Be The Greatest Movie Of 2014

BECAUSE IT HAS GOT HORNY TEENS AND UNDEAD BEAVERS IN IT.

In this new trailer for Zombeavers, we’re reminded of a lot of the simple things in life, like how beaver is also a euphemism for vagina and douche bags always die first in horror movies. Watch this incredible trailer now and let us know if you were as happy as us when the guy who wore a beanie cap while swimming in a lake meets his demise.

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LAKE PLACID VS ANACONDA

IT’S LAKE PLACID VS ANACONDA

LAKE PLACID VS ANACONDA

Yep, this is happening. Not content with pitting Mega-Sharks and Dinocrocs and Gatoroids and Super-Dicks against each other – Sony have announced their latest ‘vs’ movie – Lake Placid Vs Anaconda. If you don’t remember, Lake Placid was a solid creature-feature about a giant crocodile that got a theatrical release. Anaconda was exactly the same except you can replace the crocodile with a snake. Each film spawned a franchise of mostly shit sequels (actually, ALL shit) and this one is just the latest.

Of course the title means fuck-all, because ‘Lake Placid’ is the name of the lake where the giant crocodiles live, but whatever, we’re gonna fucking watch it because we like terrible shit.

No idea when it’s out but be sure we’ll let you know.

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FUCKING ON PLANES: THERE’S AN APP FOR THAT

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Are you stuck on a transcontinental or transatlantic flight bored out of your mind and would like to fuck someone in the bathroom even though it smells like poop?

Well, there’s an app for that now.

Wingman” allows you to find someone else in your cabin who’s horny and ready to fuck  It allows you to drop a load in a stranger before touching down on the tarmac.

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Five Philip Seymour Hoffman movies you haven’t seen that you need to watch tonight

Philip Seymour Hoffman

Well, this is shit. It is with great sadness we hear that Philip Seymour Hoffman has died. We had the privilege of meeting Philip a while back at SXSW and he is genuinely one of the coolest and nicest guys ever. Our thoughts go out to his friends and family.

Check out a handful of lesser-known but equally incredible pictures, in which he gave some astounding performances. Here are our five favorites after the jump:

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Porn Actress Heidi Van Horny Will Have Sex With 23 Men On Her 23rd Birthday

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Heidi Van Horny has only been working as an adult film actress for two months, but she’s quickly becoming a household name. Two weeks ago, the Toronto Sun reported that the 22-year old actress might be looking to substantially increase the number of men that she’s had sex with on camera from 10 to 33 in just one day’s work, as she has been weighing an offer to have sex with 23 men on her 23rd birthday. While Miss Van Horny has been rather van hesitant because of silly things like health and physical harm, the folks at Montreal’s Eclipse Dix71 swingers’ club have assured her that the decision belongs to her.

And she definitely kind of sort of wants to do it, but she wants to make sure that the more than 1,000 men who have already volunteered are properly screened first. More deets after the jump.

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