Like the title says it’s all shit, but what else would you expect from Net-flick’s? Go on, check out this months picks after the jump!
Yep, this is happening. Not content with pitting Mega-Sharks and Dinocrocs and Gatoroids and Super-Dicks against each other – Sony have announced their latest ‘vs’ movie – Lake Placid Vs Anaconda. If you don’t remember, Lake Placid was a solid creature-feature about a giant crocodile that got a theatrical release. Anaconda was exactly the same except you can replace the crocodile with a snake. Each film spawned a franchise of mostly shit sequels (actually, ALL shit) and this one is just the latest.
Of course the title means fuck-all, because ‘Lake Placid’ is the name of the lake where the giant crocodiles live, but whatever, we’re gonna fucking watch it because we like terrible shit.
No idea when it’s out but be sure we’ll let you know.
Are you stuck on a transcontinental or transatlantic flight bored out of your mind and would like to fuck someone in the bathroom even though it smells like poop?
Well, there’s an app for that now.
“Wingman” allows you to find someone else in your cabin who’s horny and ready to fuck It allows you to drop a load in a stranger before touching down on the tarmac.
Well, this is shit. It is with great sadness we hear that Philip Seymour Hoffman has died. We had the privilege of meeting Philip a while back at SXSW and he is genuinely one of the coolest and nicest guys ever. Our thoughts go out to his friends and family.
Check out a handful of lesser-known but equally incredible pictures, in which he gave some astounding performances. Here are our five favorites after the jump:
Heidi Van Horny has only been working as an adult film actress for two months, but she’s quickly becoming a household name. Two weeks ago, the Toronto Sun reported that the 22-year old actress might be looking to substantially increase the number of men that she’s had sex with on camera from 10 to 33 in just one day’s work, as she has been weighing an offer to have sex with 23 men on her 23rd birthday. While Miss Van Horny has been rather van hesitant because of silly things like health and physical harm, the folks at Montreal’s Eclipse Dix71 swingers’ club have assured her that the decision belongs to her.
And she definitely kind of sort of wants to do it, but she wants to make sure that the more than 1,000 men who have already volunteered are properly screened first. More deets after the jump.
…And the biggest WASTE award for country that drinks the most goes to South Korea, who as a whole average 13.7 shots of booze per week. Americans in comparison average a paltry 3.3 shots per week. Would you like to know more? Click right HERE
A mob mentality China-sized: Thousands upon thousands of internet users-turned-vigilantes join forces to uncover suspected wrongdoers identities and make life miserable for them Read more right HERE.
There’s a new trend on YouTube (hey, remember when eating a spoonful of cinnamon was a thing?) of drinking two litres of Diet Coke in one go then burping it out in one. There’s a reasonable bunch on there, but this one from competitive eater/hip-hop artist Eric “Badlands” Booker is the total best. You can skip the first minute if you absolutely have to, but it’s worth sitting through to build suspense. What a burp. What a fucking burp.
If that’s not enough, take a look at the best fart in history HERE.