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YO NYC – 3/7 JESSIE ANDREWS + 3/8 LOUISAHHH!!! This Weekend at Slake

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Are any of you coming to see Jessie Andrews or LOUISAHHH!!! tonight and tomorrow at Slake, NYC? Of course you are because you’re not a total clown shoe. But if you are the biggest jerk in New York and still need convincing, there’s some very sexy reasons why you should come and get messy after the jump. What the fuck else are you going to do on Friday and Saturday night? Nothing is going to be as fun as these parties. Promise. All the deets are in the flyers after the jump.

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WASTE HEARTS AKI HOSHINO

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We really like Japanese bikini idol Aki Hoshino. And we mean really, really like. Not as in the way we like, say, beer, or chocolate-covered beer-flavoured raisins, but as in like-so-much-we-feel-a-little-bit-sad. Still, we’re waiting for her to reply to our offer of marriage and it’s only been three months, so fingers crossed.

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