WE LOVE GIRLS, WE LOVE SEX, WE LOVE TECHNO, BUT MOST OF ALL WE FUCKING LOVE SEX WITH GIRLS AT TECHNO PARTIES! god damn, caps locks is gay as fuck.
As you all know, Watechester is expanding faster than a whores vagina, and were looking for cool cats to help us reinvent the party scene for electronic music in New York! Yes yes yes! Were teaming up with our filthy friends from BOOM Headphones to reinvent the fucking party scene! Something far more intimate and fuck load dirtier.
Were holding try outs for the next few months. DJs/Producers its your time to shine baby.. All you gotta do it dazzle us with your dirty electronic sounds. G’waaaan then, send us your live sets, videos, whatever the fuck you got to firstname.lastname@example.org with the title NYC WASTE! You’ve got to be in it to win it, bitches! Good luck!
Deadline: January 15th, 2012
Winners get a package of free goodies from ourselves and BOOM headphones.
A film company so awesome that it gets a Duke Nukem quote for the title!
Like films? Like Electronic music? Then look no further, waste heads, cos our filthy friend over at Sucker Punch offers you an ass-load of free films of your favorite electronic acts. We’ve seen em’, and their fucking immense. There’s almost too much batshit awesomeness going on here.
Liam Underwood, the owner of Sucker Punch, is someones work you all need to be drooling over. The man gets more cool shit done in a day than you probably will in a lifetime.
Behold, a three-minute video of Sucker Punches first year!
Track ID: Nero – Doomsday
We want to thank everyone that purchased a decay tee or tank and entered our little contest for the golden ticket. And now to our main point of this stupid post – the winner of our YOU CAN SLEEP WHEN YOUR DEAD CONTEST! We’d like to proudly present (finally) our winner Olivier M. from Connecticut! How many fucking times did we just type contest…
We think, think, this may have been digitally altered. But we can’t be 100 per cent. Just kidding, their real and fucking massive. More massive tits after the jump.