Approximately one month ago, a sad day fell upon us. We awoke from a drunken stupor to find that we, Wastechester, had been banned from posting on the blog, by the web police. Tears were shed, chairs were thrown and a Hollywood movie was produced (this didn’t really happen, but totally should). It looked like the world was over.
Welp, get psyched, because the WASTES finally fucking back! What’re you waiting for?! Check that shit out after the jump.
All I want is $100 million dollars and a bad bitch.
Brenmar going in on the remix of our favorites from Ricky Rozay’s new one featuring Kanye and Big Sean.
Respect on the .biz URL Brenmar.
DOWNLOAD: Rick Ross ft. Kanye West & Big Sean – Sanctified (Brenmar Remix)
Here you go you lucky bastards, have yourself a free download of RL Grime & What So Not’s very flippin’ good new track ‘Tell Me.’ Now get your download fingers clicking for a free track right HERE
Cheer up, it’s already Thursday!! If you’ve made it to today without killing yourself, well done, because it’s almost fucking Friday. Here’s a lovely, cheery Weekend Waste roundup for you there.
The latest from Touch Sensitive (the Sydney-based artist who gave us the blissed-out “Pizza Guy,” and the housed-up Anna Lunoe tag-team, “Real Talk”) is yet another slice of anthemic feel-good vibes, built around the experimental synth-pop sounds of early eighties English group, Art of Noise.
Listen to “Slowments” below, and download that now for free.
The extremely awesome What So Not just dropped a new mix for OWSLA Record’s very excellent After Dark series. You can listen and download their super fucking good mix right below:
So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. Oh, oh, and we almost forgot. Ahh, we’re also gonna need you to go ahead and listen to the Fucking Waste round up after the jump, too…
Who doesn’t love free music? It’s almost as good as free drink – almost. So why not spend the money you would spend on iTunes on some beers and download this new track from noisy electro bastard Sebastian? That’s two awesome things for one money.
We have made a thoughtful Valentine’s card for your loved-one(s). Click to download what will definitely make any girl swoon/cry/kiss you with tongues. We tested them on some girls we found and 99% of them cried, so you know they work because a girl crying means she loves you, like when the lady in Jaws does it.
DOWNLOAD THE CARD BY CLICKIN’ THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
Amazing selfie. Guys love chicks with a great selfie taking skills. And naked. And stuff. This chick just puts all of us in a good mood. The world has instantly become a much happier place.
Oh yeah, back to the point of this fucking post, we’re giving away a pair of tickets to see The Chainsmokers this Saturday night at Webster Hall, NYC. All you need to do to win is submit an epic selfie to us at email@example.com with the subject #SELFIE. Female nudity is encouraged! (TITS-4-TIXS™)