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Fantastic Fest Review: Human Centipede 2 Kinda Eats Shit

At the Q&A following the world premiere of Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) last night at Fantastic Fest, director Tom Six promised that the third installment would be “really sick.” How he could possibly up the vulgarity from Full Sequence is beyond me. The movie is a 90 minute anti-human sonic assault that almost caused me to throw up more than once. I can handle gore — I’m not a fan of it but I can stomach a lot — but never have I sat through such a relentless onslaught of realistic mutilations. After one particularly graphic scene, I couldn’t look at the screen for a good 5 minutes. I just stared at the empty beer bottle in front of me and took deep breaths. While the first Centipede was understated by most modern horror standards, Full Sequence is a shit-eating shock fest that has raised the bar for torture porn.

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Fantastic Fest Review: YOU’RE NEXT Huffs & Puffs & Hacks Your Face Off

For years now indie horror movies have been destroying the studio-funded garbage in both content and quality. You’re Next is 2011′s mighty indie contender. Directed by Adam Wingard and written by Simon Barrett (whose previous collaboration A Horrible Way to Die is excellent), You’re Next is a relentlessly entertaining tale of a family reunion gone to bloody hell. Ma and Pa Davison invite their two sons and daughter over to celebrate their anniversary. They live on a secluded estate – the kind of place that’s just begging for a home invasion. Oh wait…

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FUCKING FREAKS!

Someone put Freaks on Vimeo. C’maaaaan, we’ve all got to watch it some time. It’s really, really weird and awful and you get the feeling everyone involved is subjected to some kind of exploitation and abuse, and you’ll feel empty and used by the end, but it’s nice to know we’ve come a long way since 1932.