THANKSGIVING MOVIE MASSACRE ‘PILGRIM’ DRINKING GAME

Based on a shocking true story: In an attempt to remind her family of their privilege and help them bond, Ms. Anna Barker invites Pilgrim reenactors to stay with them over Thanksgiving. When the "actors" refuse to break character, the Barker family learns that there is such a thing as too much gratitude.

It’s Thanksgiving again, chumps, and you know what that means: time to kill a few brain cells while enjoying a cinematic masterpiece. All the rules for getting nailed while watching Pilgrims murder a bunch of people after the jump.

“What are you afraid of? It’s just Thanksgiving.”

DRINK:

• Anytime you see or hear a turkey (dead or alive)

• Anytime someone says the words: Turkey, Pilgrim and Thanksgiving (Prepare to puke)

We realize the bar for Thanksgiving horror was hardly high heading into November 2019, but nevertheless, Pilgrim is the very best that particular sub-genre has offered us to date.

And we’re thankful for that this holiday season.