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Fear City T-Shirt

$40.00

"Welcome to Fear City" was a pamphlet, published in the 1970s by the Council for Public Safety. It was a guide meant for tourists who wanted to avoid danger during their visit to the big city.

To a current-day New Yorker, its rules for safe conduct are laughable: Don't take the subway; never leave midtown Manhattan; stay inside after 6 p.m., no matter what neighborhood you're in.

*This Champion Tshirt is made from 100% cotton and has a relaxed, oversized fit, as well as a spacious shoulder and chest area. It also has deep armholes for mobility.

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Choke Me T-Shirt

from $45.50

Enrich your wardrobe with this elegant design on a Champion t-shirt that has the brand logo embroidered on the left sleeve. The 100% cotton fabric and deep armholes are sure to make it your favorite tee.

• 100% cotton
• Oxford Grey Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 7 oz/yd² (237.3 g/m²)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) bound ribbed crew neck
• Deep armholes for ease and mobility
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• Champion “C” logo patch on the left sleeve
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Choke Me Crop Top

$35.00

This crop top is made of 100% combed cotton, which makes the shirt extremely soft and more durable than regular cotton shirts. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders ensure comfortable wear, while the cropped length makes it perfect for spring and summer.

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!