Rapper and marijuana smoker Waka Flocka Flame got the hopes of millions of stoners up earlier this week when he announced on Instagram that he was looking to hire a very important employee – a blunt roller. Specifically, Mr. Flame claimed that the starting salary for this gig was a very nice $50,000, and while there was no word of medical and dental – deal breakers for the over-30 blunt rollers, we’re sure – plenty of his fans and people in general fired up the #icanroll hashtag to express their interest in joining his company in such a prestigious capacity.
Holy crap it’s almost the fucking weekend again.
Apologies for the lack of updates due to being a lazy piece of shit these past few weeks (blessing in disguise) & partying our brains out!
We’ll keep this post short as we’re sure you want to creep out some titties.
FUCK YEAH THIS HALLOWEEN SEASON HAS SO MUCH GREAT JUNK FOOD!
Check out mummyshark‘s review of the Cheetos “BAG OF BONES,” which lets you build a SKELETON out of white cheddar Cheetos! Yay!